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Finally, a pack of gum that gets you. This delightfully snarky box reads, âSome people just need a high five in the face with a chair,â and honestly? Couldnât have said it better ourselves. Whether youâre chewing to curb your rage, your sarcasm, or just your coffee breath, this gum delivers a refreshing kick with a side of savage truth.
Perfectly pocket-sized for passive aggression on the go, itâs the ideal gift for your work bestie, your chronically annoyed sibling, or anyone who deals with the general public on a regular basis. Itâs minty, itâs mighty, and it says what youâre really thinkingâso you donât have to (because HR is watching).
8 pieces of gum in this little pack.
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Finally, a pack of gum that gets you. This delightfully snarky box reads, âSome people just need a high five in the face with a chair,â and honestly? Couldnât have said it better ourselves. Whether youâre chewing to curb your rage, your sarcasm, or just your coffee breath, this gum delivers a refreshing kick with a side of savage truth.
Perfectly pocket-sized for passive aggression on the go, itâs the ideal gift for your work bestie, your chronically annoyed sibling, or anyone who deals with the general public on a regular basis. Itâs minty, itâs mighty, and it says what youâre really thinkingâso you donât have to (because HR is watching).
8 pieces of gum in this little pack.

















