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Squishy Chicken & Egg

Squishy Chicken & Egg

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$5.99

The Story

Introducing the Squishy Chicken & Egg, the rubbery little farm animal that said, “Physics? Dignity? Never heard of ’em.” Give this goofy chicken a squeeze and—SPLORP!—out pops a squishy egg like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

It’s weird. It’s delightful. It’s a little alarming. And you will absolutely do it 47 times in a row because it’s impossible not to.

Perfect for fidgeting, stress relief, pranking coworkers, confusing your pets, or proudly displaying on your desk as a reminder that life is bizarre and sometimes chickens lay eggs under pressure—literally.

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD—Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs. Each sold separately.

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Description

Introducing the Squishy Chicken & Egg, the rubbery little farm animal that said, “Physics? Dignity? Never heard of ’em.” Give this goofy chicken a squeeze and—SPLORP!—out pops a squishy egg like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

It’s weird. It’s delightful. It’s a little alarming. And you will absolutely do it 47 times in a row because it’s impossible not to.

Perfect for fidgeting, stress relief, pranking coworkers, confusing your pets, or proudly displaying on your desk as a reminder that life is bizarre and sometimes chickens lay eggs under pressure—literally.

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD—Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs. Each sold separately.

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