Safe Baby Handling Tips

Parenting is hard. Like, really hard. But fear not! Safe Baby Handling Tips is here to guide you with 100% absolutely necessary, definitely not obvious, totally ridiculous parenting advice. This hilarious board book is packed with do’s and don’ts that’ll have new parents laughing (and maybe just a little terrified).  

Helpful tips include:  
✔ DO dry your baby with a towel.  
❌ DON’T toss them in the dryer.  
✔ DO feed your baby with a bottle or spoon.  
❌ DON’T serve them like a rotisserie chicken.  

Perfect for new parents, baby showers, or anyone who enjoys top-tier satire. Comes with a handy spin-the-wheel parenting decision-maker on the cover—because why make responsible choices when you can leave it to fate?

Hardcover. 16 pages. 6" x 1" x 6", 14.1 ounces