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Parenting is hard. Like, really hard. But fear not! Safe Baby Handling Tips is here to guide you with 100% absolutely necessary, definitely not obvious, totally ridiculous parenting advice. This hilarious board book is packed with doās and donāts thatāll have new parents laughing (and maybe just a little terrified). Ā
Helpful tips include: Ā
ā DO dry your baby with a towel. Ā
ā DONāT toss them in the dryer. Ā
ā DO feed your baby with a bottle or spoon. Ā
ā DONāT serve them like a rotisserie chicken. Ā
Perfect for new parents, baby showers, or anyone who enjoys top-tier satire. Comes with a handy spin-the-wheel parenting decision-maker on the coverābecause why make responsible choices when you can leave it to fate?
Hardcover. 16 pages. 6" x 1" x 6", 14.1 ounces

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Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Parenting is hard. Like, really hard. But fear not! Safe Baby Handling Tips is here to guide you with 100% absolutely necessary, definitely not obvious, totally ridiculous parenting advice. This hilarious board book is packed with doās and donāts thatāll have new parents laughing (and maybe just a little terrified). Ā
Helpful tips include: Ā
ā DO dry your baby with a towel. Ā
ā DONāT toss them in the dryer. Ā
ā DO feed your baby with a bottle or spoon. Ā
ā DONāT serve them like a rotisserie chicken. Ā
Perfect for new parents, baby showers, or anyone who enjoys top-tier satire. Comes with a handy spin-the-wheel parenting decision-maker on the coverābecause why make responsible choices when you can leave it to fate?
Hardcover. 16 pages. 6" x 1" x 6", 14.1 ounces






















